If you missed our earlier item about a celebrity in Britain masturbatng a pig on TV, you might not care that the celebrity, Rebecca Loos, has been vindicated by good-taste types.
Loos, whose claim to fame apparently is that she once did similar things to soccer star David Beckham, handled the porker to relieve it of a flask of semen.
Some viewers complained, but we doubt that any of them were pig farmers.
The watchdog group, appropriately named Ofcom, said, "The task performed by Rebecca Loos is one that occurs regularly on UK farms. It was properly supervised by a qualified veterinary surgeon."
We hear that hordes of pigs now have volunteered to donate their semen the same way. Some of them are even of the porcine variety.
But Loos won't be available. She has landed a role in a scripted drama over there. She'll play a shrink for soccer players.
Her specialty is relieving the players' stress.
Guess how.

Posted at December 06, 2004 02:06 PM