Would We Lie?: Put face in lap, snuggle

December 13, 2004

Put face in lap, snuggle

All you lonely guys out there who are looking for a good woman's lap to cry in, look toward Japan.
As you might recall, a Japanese company made quite a hit with its pillows shaped like a man's arm, for women to nestle in.
Now the company is pulling in even more yen this Christmas season with a foam-rubber lap attired in a miniskirt.
The Trane Corp., according to those who we hope know, insists that the lap is for healing, not feeling up.
No, we don't know if the woman's lap comes complete with batteries and such.
For your information, smut mongers, this is a news column. If you want filth, go join the Democrats.
(How was that, Mr. President? And again, CONGRATULATIONS! With your magnanimous leadership, we'll have this country cleaned up in no time!)

Posted at December 13, 2004 12:06 PM

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