And finally:
A Florida worker has received a workers' comp settlement after complaining that her job caused her to develop carpal tunnel syndrome.
Her job? Phone sex operator.
Our sources say the woman told officials that she developed the condition after masturbating several times a day as part of her job.
Her lawyer, who asked someone that he and his client not be identified (other than by the two wrist braces the woman will have to wear for a while), said the woman had to hold the phone with one hand and take notes and masturbate with the other.
The lawyer said the Fort Lauderdale woman was told "to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the phone as long as possible.”
Which makes "Would We Lie?" wonder: Wouldn't pleasant conversation have sufficed?
And with this entry, we'll say ta-ta for now.
"Would We Lie?" has decided to beat it.

Posted at January 07, 2005 11:33 AM